You’re the type of man who wants it all and you’ve always been one to strive for the absolute best. You’re also on the up and up when it comes to looking good. So naturally, as beards continue to race back into style, you’ll likely be tempted to try one on for size. But, if we know you (and we think we do), you want a badass beard AND a great job. These guidelines will help you achieve just that.

(Jimmy Wales, Wikipedia Founder, with [allegedly] 2 day stubble!)
1. Symmetry
It’s very important to make sure your beard is even on both sides. Length disparity will make you look sloppy, or worse, crazy.

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2. Length
Leave long beards to Dumbledore and Gandolf. Keep the crop close to your face, gentlemen. A well trimmed beard will make you look like a man, but a scraggly unkempt mane will make it hard for others to take you seriously in a work environment.

(Great for a famous artist/inventor. Less so for someone with a desk job)
3. Edging
Neck beards are an absolute professional beard no-no. So shave off the neck beard and keep the edging neat, but not Jersey Shore neat (you know what we mean)

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4. Mustache
Never allow your mustache to overhang your upper lip. Trust us, it’s unsightly.

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5. Sideburns
Keep your sideburns slightly longer than your beard in order to avoid an all over, single length look.

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6. Consistency
Some measure of consistency is important. We’re not saying you should be afraid to change things up once in a while, but don’t come in every week with wildly different facial hair.
7. Be serious
We’ve said it before, and we’ll say it a million times more: facial hair is not to be used as a source of humor. If you want others to take you seriously, you must first show them that you take YOURSELF seriously. Unfortunately for some, this means no handlebar mustaches, or novelty beards. Keep it classy boys.

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